神偷大话王 Where The Money Is Script 剧情

神偷大话王 Where The Money Is Script 剧情
神偷大话王，Where The Money Is

 

Where the Money Is script

- Mmm! - Hey.

Hey, how come we never got together before?

Well, because I always had a boyfriend.

You still got one?

Would you still be my boyfriend if I ditched you at the prom?

Never happen.

- Watch it, your highness. - Let me drive.

- I wanna drive. - No, I don't think...

Let me drive. I got a better place for your hand.

Oh, yeah.

You might think I'm crazy

Inhale through your nose.

Exhale through your mouth.

Turn the wheel to the right.

Inhale through your nose.

Exhale, turn the wheel to the left.

Inhale through your nose.

Turn the wheel to the right.

Oh, very good. Okay, ready?

Oh, Irma hit it with her head!

Gimme five on that. Right here. Good job.

One-baker-ten, two-eleven in progress.

243 Maple.

Now,

what color ribbon would you like today: Blue or peach?

- You got it? - All right.

Easy does it.

I wanna have my bath now.

You already had your bath, Diane.

- Stroke, huh? - That's what they told me.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

I think we can remove his restraints now.

I know he deserves the same care as anyone else,

but we're really not set up to accommodate the state's overflow.

Hey, I just move 'em.

Carol!

Just, uh, sign here.

Would you please take Mr. Manning to 114?

For a bargain shopping trip to the outlet center.

Can you follow this?

How about a little squeeze?

Man, why'd they have you chained up like that?

- He's a felon. - Shh!

Ladies, you should know better than that. Go on.

There's plenty of time to visit later.

Go.

Not a lot of privacy around here,

but considering where you've been,

a little female attention might be nice.

Right. How 'bout a little music?

We got rock 'n' roll. We got jazz.

We got country. We got lots of country here.

How was work?

Okay.

Got a new guy in.

- Guess what he was? - What?

A bank robber.

Pretty good one too. Took them 30 years to catch him.

- The only reason they did was a blackout. - Why'd he black out?

He didn't black out.

Denver did. The whole city.

The emergency generator kicked in.

The vault shuts, and the next day when they open the vault...

Are the keys in the car?

- Yeah. - Okay. See you in the morning.

They found him in the vault.

Rise and shine.

It's another beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest,

and our Oregon forecast promises sunshine.

Honey?

Thank you.

Carol.

How 'bout it? You and me?

If my husband were alive, hah!

This looks pretty good.

Are you in there remembering it all,

or did everything just get erased?

What's his problem?

He had a stroke. What's your excuse?

Uh-oh.

Are you mad at me?

You're really gonna be mad at me?

You said you were gonna drive me to work.

Damn. Look at you.

You are so beautiful. You know how beautiful you are?

You always say that to me when I'm mad at you.

Beats fightin'.

So? Where were you?

Um... It was a work thing.

- Really? - Yeah.

Drinking with the boss, that's hard work.

But...

You're lookin' at a supervisor.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

Day shift?

How did I know you were gonna ask that?

But it is 80 bucks raise...

and a full pension, benefits, the whole nine yards.

- Pension. - So you don't have to eat cat food when you get old.

Or wind up like this poor slob.

The sad thing is, he probably has loads of money somewhere.

He's the guy I told you about, the bank robber.

Hey, I'll get on the day shift soon, okay?

That would be nice. I could see you once in a while.

Now with a blast from the past, "You Might Think"from The Cars.

Congratulations. I'm happy about the promotion.

You might think it's hysterical

I know when you're weak

You think you're in the movies

- Now? - You can't do this here!

- Mmm! - But I think that you're wild

When you flash that fragile smile

You might think it's foolish

What you put me through

- You might think - You might think I'm crazy

- All I want - All I want is you

And it was hard

So hard to take

There's no escape

Without a scrape

But you kept it goin' till the sun fell down

You kept it goin'/

Coming on powerfully. Skipper Joe and Sure Thing losing ground.

In the backstretch, five lengths to go, Moon Glow moving fast.

High Hat, Rooty-Tooty, Caliente and Alibi are all there.

King's Ransom on the extreme outside.

SkipperJoe making a move. Sure Thing under the whip.

The seasons will fade but one thing rem...

She can't just go changing the rules on us like that.

And I'll go to the union if I have to. She knows I will.

Help me lift her up.

Okay, up you go.

Ohh!

- No way can you fake a stroke. - He could.

Do you know what he did?

He started a company that sold security systems to banks.

- Yeah, so? - And then he robbed the banks.

I saw him. You know, this cole slaw's got more going on than he does.

Maybe you need a hobby or something.

Well, your strawberries, bananas and apples float,

and your prunes and peaches sink.

You just have to tell the floaters from the sinkers.

Kinda like men.

I got it, I got it. Okay.

I'll bet those prison doctors gave you a real going-over.

Sticking you with pins.

Whacking you with hammers.

Did they hurt you?

Obviously, they took the wrong approach.

That's the difference between doctors and nurses.

Doctors can be so tied to medical procedures.

But sometimes...

a little down-home therapy is so much more effective.

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Ooh, she'll make you flip

Here she comes again

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

I kinda like the way she dips

Are your lips dry?

- She's my best friend's girl - Is that why you can't speak to me?

She's my best friend's girl

But she used to be mine

Wouldn't it feel good to just let go, hmm?

Hmm?

I know you're in there.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

But when you bite your lip

It's a reaction to love

- Here she comes again - When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Therapy can be very difficult if you resist.

Maybe you need a less-structured environment.

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

This is very thoughtful of you, Carol, especially on your day off,

but I really don't think Mr. Manning will be able to appreciate a picnic.

You know, Mrs. Foster, deep down inside, I think he will.

Don't worry, baby. We're gonna have a great time.

Well, sure. We got beer. We got, uh...

We got diapers.

Want a beer, Henry?

I thought he was the designated driver.

- How about a little chicken? - Don't torture the poor bastard.

I'm not torturing him. He's just being stubborn.

Guy can't even have a stroke without some chick taking it personally, huh?

Wayne, don't you have some fishing to do?

Okay, Henry. It's just you and me.

I know you hear me.

This is your last chance.

Just remember, this was your choice.

Didn't have to come to this.

Oh, my God.

Ah!

Carol!

Okay, so you're smart.

Really smart. What do you want?

A minute ago, you couldn't shut up.

Now you can't talk, huh? What is it?

You lookin' to blackmail me? You're gonna put the bite on me, is that it?

- Carol! You lay a finger on her, and I'll... - What, splash me?

Come on! Now, what do you want?

Come on!

- I don't know. - You don't know.

I just... I don't like being made a fool of.

Two and a half years I've been working on this hype, and that's it?

- That's it. - I don't believe this.

So, what are you gonna do?

What am I gonna do? What the hell are you gonna do? And what about him, huh?

- Hey! - And what about you?

What about me what?

You wanna be a hero, huh? You wanna stick me back in the slammer for a couple years?

Are you... Is he... Are you calling me a rat?

Oh, boy.

I need a drink.

You know, it's funny the kind of stuff...

that you can get shipped into a prison library.

Tantric Buddhism, mind control, autohypnosis.

Gotta... gather up all that stuff.

Find out what you need and make it work for you. I did that.

All day, all night. Every day, every night.

Like I was in training.

Yeah. I played sports.

Yeah, well, faking a stroke is not exactly like, uh,

an Olympic event, but I gotta tell ya,

if you know they're gonna be stickin' pins in ya,

and you know that there are gonna be guards 24 hours a day...

just waitin' for you to screw up on the hustle,

then you know it ain't good enough to be just... playin' possum.

You gotta be a possum. Dead possum.

So you work,

and you learn just to funnel... everything down,

so finally all you know,

all you are is a heartbeat.

I gotta tell you, you get to a place like that,

it is some kick in the ass.

Then you take that, and after a while,

you can shape it and mold it and squeeze it till...

Hey, I can make every heartbeat sound like Frank Sinatra.

Man.Yeah, man.

I'll tell ya...

One day, this cockroach...

just climbed off my collar,

decided to take a hike around my face,

and he parked...

half on my upper lip and half inside my nose.

He just scratched around in there,

lookin' for a little action.

That's when you hope and pray there's a guard watching...

so that the moment won't be entirely lost to history.

But, hey, after a while,

a couple hours, doesn't matter.

Just a contest...

between Frank Sinatra, you and the cockroach.

So who won?

And you thought that you could get a rise out of me with a little lap dance.

Lap... Lap dance?

It's, um...

Therapy. Kind of... hippy stuff.

You wanna dance?

Come on. It's okay with you?

Yeah, sure. What the hell.

What the hell.

Lie to me

And tell me that you'll stay here tonight

Tell me that you'll never leave

Aren't you worried being seen like this?

You're the one that ought to be worried.

Everybody wondering what the hell you're doing...

dancing with your great-great-great-great grandfather.

I never danced with him.

So, come here often?

Lady, I've been coming here every day for the last five years.

You?

Often enough.

Why don't you go someplace else?

It's the only someplace else in town.

Try a new town.

How long you guys been goin' together?

I don't know. Since high school.

We were king and queen of the prom.

Kind of made sense, you know. King, queen.

When did it stop making sense?

Oh, anyone can see

That you love him more than me

But right now, baby let me pretend

That our love will never end

Lie to me

- Yeah, come on, baby - Go ahead and lie to me/

Not bad. Looks like you did a lot of dancing in the joint.

Those were guys. This is different.

[Laughs]

Ow. Take it easy.

Are you gonna be all right?

- Huh? - I'm okay.

What were you talking about?

What? You're jealous.

Why would I be jealous?

- You are. You're jealous. - No way.

I mean, look at the guy. He's about to keel over.

Where'd he go? Carol.

Check the men's room.

Oh, goddamn it!

He's gone.

He took the car.

Oh, no. No, that's it. I'm calling the cops.

- And tell them what? - Anything.

We turned our backs, he was in the wheelchair, he was gone. I don't know.

Oh, was that before or after I was seen dancing with him?

You can't call the cops.

How could you do this?

You come up with these ideas and I end up having to go along.

And every time, the shit hits the fan, who's gotta clean it up? Me!

What are we gonna do here? What do we do?

What do we do, huh?

I don't know.

Why don't we fix the Mustang...

- and just get the hell out of here? - Yeah.

- And then what? - Well,

just keep going till we find someplace we like.

You know what? I like it here just fine.

I couldn't call earlier.

I'll explain later. Hey, just come and get me and bring the money.

There's a train station. It's about a mile from the home on Route 6.

Is this better? How's this?

You know I love that car.

You better hope he doesn't trash it.

I don't see why you couldn't have done this weeks ago.

Yeah, yeah.

- Hey, did it go good? - Yeah. I signed him in.

- Anyone see you? - No.

It's their problem now.

Oh, there you are. I've been looking all over for you.

We have a serious problem.

Carol, are you listening?

Mrs. Tetlow vandalized her ankle monitor last night.

I want you to pay special attention to her.

I'm concerned. She might be a danger to herself.

Okay, great.

- Great? - Um...

I'll take care of it. Don't worry.

Why did you come back?

Nobody's business.

You knew I wouldn't call the cops on you,

but that doesn't mean I won't sign you up for bingo.

So...

Why did you come back?

All right. I'll do it for you.

After making a complete ass of me,

you went and called someone, but you couldn't reach them.

No. Maybe you did reach them, and they're gonna pick you up here.

I mean, you're a lot safer here than you are on the outside...

with the cops looking for you, right?

Or maybe...

you came back because you didn't want to get me in trouble.

"N"43.

Ah.

There you are, Mr. Manning.

- Did they say "B" 13? - No, dear, it was "G."

- I don't think so. - Oh, I'm quite sure of it, dear. It was "G."

- I heard "D." - I don't want to argue about it anymore.

"G"for George.

- Did you say "B" 13? - I really don't want to argue about this, you know.

It was "G."

Oh, look.

Mr. Manning has a bingo.

Lucky man.

I can't find my weddin' ring.

Oh, don't worry, dear. It'll turn up.

I don't know. And I always hide it in the same place.

- Well, I'm sure it'll turn up, dear. - I don't know.

- You mustn't worry. - I'm so forgetful these days.

- No. - I couldn't find it anywhere.

I've lost a lot of things like that,

and I just can't figure out what happens to them.

- Oh, my... Oh! - Let me help you. Hold on a minute.

He's landed on his head.

- Did he croak? - No. I think he just got a little bit lazy.

He'll be all right now.

Well, you lucked out. That's all I can say.

I lucked out? How about we lucked out?

Hmm.

So now you're just gonna lay off, right?

Right?

Carol, everything's back where it was.

Don't screw it up again, okay?

Okay.

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Okay, got the money?

What do you mean, you didn't bring it?

You son of a bitch! What the hell are you doin' here?

Hey!

Ahh!

Shh.

Is there anything I can do?

Yeah. Scrape up a million bucks, then hijack a plane.

So what happened? Did your partner run out with your money?

My partner's dead.

Before he went, I was in the slammer, and he got in touch...

and asked me what I wanted to do with my money.

So I told him, "Let your kid hold it for me."

Cute kid. Taught him how to hustle gin rummy.

You know what that cute kid just told me?

If I come around or try anything, he's gonna drop a dime.

Man, am I beat.

Try not to make noise in the morning.

It's your day off, right?

Yeah, but Kitty's moving. I told her I'd help her.

Well, that sucks.

I know, but I owe her a favor.

I can't get out of it now.

Are you quitting?

Gonna try.

I can't understand these instructions.

Honey, I'm trying to read this.

Hey, Carol.

I thought I'd come back later,

- give you a ride on my hog. - That's good, Karl.

But if you're gonna compare your crank to a bike, you should get a scooter.

I can't look.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my God.

It's okay. He's getting up.

Hold on a minute.

No, he's out.

He's gonna need a good dentist.

It's a matter of getting too attached.

I know, but it's just that he doesn't have family like the others.

I understand, but it'll be that much harder...

when they transfer him back to a prison hospital.

When?

They promised me there'll be a bed opening up soon.

You look like we're going someplace.

It's a surprise.

- Is that a nicotine patch? - Mm-hmm.

I didn't want you using yourself as an ashtray again.

Thanks.

Here you go.

Here you go.

- Nice little getaway for you. - I don't need a round trip.

A bank.

Thanks.

So what do you think?

- I should've ordered pancakes. - I mean about the bank.

What, they're giving away free toaster ovens.

Can you imagine what kind of moron it takes...

to open a bank account in order to get a free toaster oven?

- Think we could knock that place off? - Beg your pardon?

Do you think we could knock that place off?

- Who? - You and me.

Honey, I am playing brain-dead, not brain-damaged.

Tell me, how can you go from just taking care of dead people...

to what I'm listening to now?

- You're the one who said I needed a new town. - When?

When we were dancing...

and you said me and Wayne didn't make sense anymore.

You wanna save your marriage by robbing a bank. Why don't you go see a priest?

- That's not what I'm saying. - What are you saying?

I'm saying...

I'm gonna wake up one morning wearing diapers,

sucking lime Jell-O through a straw,

and I'm gonna wonder where my life went.

I'm the one who's dead here.

I gotta... do something.

Stick to lap dancing.

Is everything okay here?

Yeah, everything's okay here.

I'm not so sure about out there.

- Hi. - Hi.

Um, I want a toaster oven.

Great. Let's just get you a new-account application.

Oh, no, no. I don't want to open a new account.

I just want a toaster oven.

Oh, well, that's the thing, see.

First, you have to open up a new account, $500 minimum,

and then you get a toaster oven.

"Farwell."

- Can I call you Farwell? - Please.

You know something?

- I used to be the prom queen. - Really?

- I'm not surprised. - But the sad fact is,

prom queen, it doesn't really prepare you for much in life.

It's been kind of downhill ever since.

I'm not saying I'm bitter. I'm just saying that I don't have much time.

And there's only one thing that's gonna make me feel good about myself again.

Toast.

Uh, I'm afraid I don't understand.

- Then give me a toaster oven. - Sorry, ma'am, l...

I don't wanna have to get ugly on you, Farwell.

Hurry.

God, I need a cigarette.

Wonder if they have this in black?

"Baked potatoes, 450 degrees for 45 minutes."

That's your idea of a bank job, huh?

"Cakes in medium tins..."

Hey, you flashed your knockers, you got a toaster.

"350 degrees for 30 minutes."

If you'd have dropped your panties, you might have got a cast-iron stove.

"And defrosted pastries..."

Who knows? A whole kitchen, for Christ's sake.

"15 minutes at 325."

Excuse me.

You're up.

Here's what I think of your goddamn bank robbery.

It says you're not supposed to immerse it in water.

Hey, you ain't listenin'.

What I'm sayin' is, however easy it looks, you got a job to do.

Meaning?

Do your homework.

Ah.

Hey.

Hey. How was the move?

It was a pain in the ass.

Hey, you know what? You're gonna get grease on your clothes.

- Something wrong? - No.

You should've seen it. They looked like bees coming to gather up pollen,

so I followed them back to the hive.

A depository, Henry, where the banks bank.

The only one around for a hundred miles.

That's a lot of honey, honey.

How's that for homework?

Good on the money, not so good on the choice.

Five years ago, maybe, but today you'd need an army.

We hit the armored car, get the money before it gets in.

I must be goin' nuts.

- It'd be tough with two. - Hmm.

Hi,honey, it's me. I'm still with Kitty.

Um, I'll be home a little later, okay?

Whoa! Whoa!

Hey, Wayne, where do you think you're going?

- You all right there, buddy? - Yep.

Just checking.

By the way, that was a stop sign back there.

Oh, yeah?

- Okay. Say hi to Carol. - Yep.

- Hi. - Hi, Kitty.

Sign up for our bargain shopping trip...

to the outlet center next Tuesday.

There are eight more places available, so don't delay.

Lady.

I've had enough of this.

Irma, take Diane for me for a minute.

- No! - Please? I'll owe you one.

- One? - Just do it.

Come on.

Wayne, what are we doin'?

I'd like to know what you think you're doing with my wife.

You stay away from her. I'll clean your clock.

From now on, if you know what's good for you, she gives you your medicine,

she takes your temperature and that's it.

Wayne, what are you doing? What are you doing? You can't do this here!

Why not? I can do whatever the hell I want!

- Shh! You're gonna blow everything. - I'm gonna blow everything?

What about you, the other day in your damn car?

- Don't bother lying. I saw you. - Shh!

We have to talk.

It's not what you think, if that's what you're thinking.

- Tell me about it. - Okay.

- We're working together. - What are you talking about?

We're doing a job together.

- What job? - A bank job.

You expect me to believe that?

- Yes. - Okay, so you don't want to screw the old guy.

You just want to rob a bank with him.

No. It's just an armored car.

Oh. Just one of those steel-plated trucks,

bulletproof glass, a couple guys inside with shotguns, Carol?

That's exactly why we were gonna ask you to do it with us,

- but you didn't give us a chance. - Us? What do you mean, us?

- Me and Henry. - Carol, we're us. He's just him.

- Honey... - I'm gonna tell that son of a bitch...

No! It was my idea.

Yeah? Well, you never wanted to rob a bank until he came along.

- Henry, what are you doing here? - How am I gonna run the sprinklers...

- when you leave your people all over the place? - I don't know. Shoot!

Thanks, man.

Figured you'd be here.

- How come you couldn't just be a compulsive shopper? - Let's go home.

- I can deal with that. - Let's go home.

Watch it.

You know the conclusion I've come to?

It doesn't matter what I think.

You get something in your head, you're gonna do it.

Right?

What am I gonna do, tie you to a tree or...

have you put away till you get your head straightened out?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna do it with you.

You are?

You're damn right, I am.

- That's great. That's exactly... - No, no. Hold on.

I'm not doing it 'cause you want me to.

I'm doing it 'cause I want to, okay?

And another thing. If I'm in, you listen to me, not him.

And...

After this,

we can go back to normal, right?

No... No more robberies.

You got it?

Got it.

You said we could use a third.

No, I didn't. I said it would be tough with two.

You should've seen him on the football field.

He was so clutch.

He always kept his head.

He didn't keep his head yesterday.

What did you expect? He saw us in the car together.

I lied to him. Of course he went nuts.

I mean, what if it were reversed?

What if it were you and me?

You would've flattened him right in his wheelchair...

in the TV room, in front of all the little old ladies.

You should give Wayne some credit for self-control.

- Hey, don't push it. - Okay.

Try this. Either he's in or I'm out.

Ohh! Amateur hour.

If anybody had ever told me a husband and wife amateur hour...

But one thing clear. If anything goes sour, I'm gone.

I will take my chances, rifle the soda machine,

take a goddamn cab, you got that?

Got it.

Gas station.

Oh, Rite Buy supermarket.

Fifteen checkout lanes, open twenty-four hours a day.

You do the math.

Gas station.

Oh, this next one's mine.

That's that sports bar where they got all the sports channels.

Yeah, but nobody spends any money in there.

Hey, well, at least it's not a gas station.

People pay cash for gas, honey. It's a good idea.

Hey, it's a nice show, guys, but you got it backwards.

You don't rob the route. You rob the crew.

When you see a pair of Boy Scouts...

marching around with their hands in their holsters, just stay away.

What you're looking for is a couple of real oafs.

Hey, baby, how you doin'?

Hi.

You see that? She smiled at me.

I'm tellin'ya, women never leave me alone.

You mean they were both out of the truck?

Bingo.

So we hit these guys at the end of their shift,

- we're golden, right? - No.

But it's perfect. These guys are idiots.

The more money they're carrying, the quicker their fingers will be on the trigger.

We take it with the beginning of the shift,

- when they're really not paying attention. - Truck's gonna be empty.

We have our work cut out for us then, don't we?

I think we should...

have a little picnic for the ladies.

So the times we took you out won't seem so suspicious.

- Bingo too. - Uh, I'm gonna sit this one out, okay?

Whoo!

9.9!

- Nine. - Five.

- Huh? - You didn't keep your feet together!

- I did too! - You certainly did not!

Yes, I did!

Makeup stuff, duct tape. It's all on the list.

I want you to get in touch with a guy by the name of Lewis.

He's a friend of mine.

- Okay. - He'll get the gun guys. Number is right there. That's it.

Hey, Wayne.

Be cool with these guys, huh?

I got it.

Look 'em in the eye,

but not like you're gonna remember their faces.

You think you can do that?

No problem.

Are you sure this is the place?

Yeah. That's what he told me.

Are you up for this?

Hmm? Oh, yeah. I can handle it.

How's this?

Don't squint so much.

Right, okay.

Leave the key in the ignition. Lock the door.

Hey.

- Be careful. - I will.

Got a cigarette?

Uh, I quit.

You got the money?

Oh, yeah. Um...

- Well, let's go. - Where to?

You don't really wanna do this now, do ya?

No... I mean, yeah.

- Let's just do it. - All right, come on. Let's go.

[Carol] Oh, my God.

Jesus!

It's a done deal. Let's go.

I'm supposed to tell you Wayne did fine.

The way I heard it, he just barely didn't soil his shorts.

- Yeah, well, he's still clutch. - Ah.

- See you Monday night after bed check. - That's it?

Yeah, that's it.

I guess that's it.

- Hey. - Hey.

Grand theft auto.

We are now officially on the wrong path.

- We have to get ready. - Just a second.

Ah!

So, how is everybody?

Pretty good. Uh, pretty good.

What are you doing?

You gonna see if she's okay?

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Maybe I, uh...

Honey?

Goddamn nicotine patches.

Let's get going.

In five hours, I gotta be back in my little bed.

- You put a little peanut butter on the trap, that's all. - And they go for it?

- Cheese they know about 'cause... - Drop everything.

Hands on the truck.

You heard the man. Get in the van. Get that door open.

Let's go.

Go on. Get up.

- Right on schedule. - Good. We gotta stay that way.

We get behind, the alarms start popping.

Good morning. This is Chambers Courier Service.

We're experiencing some mechanical problems with your usual truck.

We're gonna reroute another crew to make your scheduled pickup.

We're all set at the Max Mart.

We've gotta be there in nine minutes.

Turn her around. I won't be long.

There's a damn cop car out here.

What do we do?

- They must be inside. - Just go in front and wait, I guess.

You an ex-cop?

I used to be in food security.

You know, bacterial stuff, protein protection.

My kid brother used to be a trooper in Maryland.

- Nice state, Maryland. - Yeah, it's a nice state.

I'll see you guys. Boy, I got a long night.

Hey! You know a guy named Fassano, drives for Trusty?

Fassano.

- Passano. I know a Passano. - Not him.

No, no. He is a good guy. He's a member of my flock.

You see, my day job, I got this church.

Let me ask you guys something.

Are you guys in a state of grace?

- Grace? - Yeah.

Are you running parallel with the Lord right now, or do you think maybe,

just maybe you're runnin' down a wrong-way street?

Is that our radio?

- Yeah, I think so. - Gotta go.

Have a good night. Take care.

Peace.

We're three minutes behind.

Hi, this is Deena at Chambers Courier.

The guys who normally pick you up,

they threw a rod over at the AM/PM in Reedsville.

We're sending a couple of new guys over.

Hey, guys, they're ready for us at the stadium. Guess the concert's over.

Am I good?

You're good.

- Hiya. Good. - How's it going? Good.

- Thank you, guys. - You're welcome.

Okay, sweetie, let's hit the road.

Okay, 12,000 seats, 30 bucks a seat, 360 grand.

Plus your beer or whatnot. Add another 60.

420 thou, exactly.

That's right. 420,000. And for what?

The two of them bouncing around with a microphone, talking. Talking!

- Is that music? Huh? - No. No!

I flunked English, but I can write better stuff than that.

You know what I'm sayin'? Then they got this other bozo up there scratching records.

That's it. 420 thou for one night.

How long would it take you to make 420 grand, huh? Figure it out.

I don't know. Five times five, carry your two...

Twenty years, that's how long, if you've got seniority.

But you wanna know what makes it worse?

You wanna know?

They make that much every night out.

Yep.

Look at that.

- Well, nobody said life was a bowl of cherries. - Yeah.

Wow.

- Yeah. Good night. - Nightie-night.

Hi, this is Deena at Chambers Courier.

We're running a little bit late today.

Yeah, we've got some new guys on the route.

Yeah, you know how it is.

Yo!

- You're new? - That's me. You Kenny?

Mm-hmm. Kenny Jr.

Oh. It's a family business, huh?

Yeah, we're his sisters.

Don't be talking about my sister.

I'll be right back.

You in a lot of trouble. He gonna tell his mommy.

Y'all gonna be around when I get off?

Um, bring a couple bags of money, we'll be wherever you want us to be.

You got yourself a deal. About an hour.

Hi, this is Deena at Chambers Courier. Good morning.

Yes, this is Chambers Courier Service. We're running a little bit late today.

The guys who normally pick you up, well, they threw a rod over at the AM/PM.

We're gonna reroute another crew to make your scheduled pickup.

We're sending a couple of new guys over. That's right. Great. Thanks. Thank you.

Last stop coming up.

- Time. - We're just about caught up.

This isn't how it was three days ago when I was here. The gate wasn't closed.

- Maybe we should forget about this one. - Make a U-turn?

The guard'll be on the phone to the dispatcher right away. Go on in.

- How're you doin'? - Not bad.

Big haul.

Yeah.

- Why don't you just put your John Hancock on this. - All right, sir.

That box won't fit in the chute. It's too big.

Oh, man.

You load it up in the back of the truck.

- That's against regulation. - We have to do something.

- Yeah, but that's the way we do it now. - Uh-huh.

Well, I'm new on this run, and they don't tell me nothin'.

- Why don't you give a buzz and clear it up? - No!

That's okay. L...

- Here... - No, I got it.

- Oh, man. - Told me they were sending in a new guy,

but you look like you've been doin' this a while.

- Oh, man. - I'm ready for retirement.

- You can't let him see you. - I know.

But nobody's gonna hire you over 50.

The thing is, what people don't realize is after 50...

is the best time to hire a man.

His oats are sown, all the hell-raising is out of his system.

Hey. What is that? Is that a phone?

You better get that.

- I bet you that's your old lady. - Yeah, look...

You gonna be all right with this?

- Oh, you bet. - I'll be right back.

Hi, this is Deena from Chambers Courier again.

Hey, the dispatcher says it's your old lady.

She wants you to pick up some milk.

She can find me anyplace.

Yeah, look, have a nice day.

That was so cool. Damn, was that cool.

I mean, that was so damn cool. Damn.

- You nailed it. - That's right. All the way.

I had this buddy down in Florida, bred greyhounds.

He had this one pup.

Dog just finally went faster and faster and faster.

And one night on the backstretch,

that dog caught up with a mechanical rabbit.

Took a mouthful of metal, 220 volts and dropped like a stone.

Well, I guess he got what he wanted, but it sure wasn't what he expected.

He caught the rabbit, didn't he?

- Oh, yeah, he got the rabbit. - What a bummer.

Just imagine. The moment... Wait a minute.

What the hell.

Oh, no. No! How did this happen?

I tied 'em up. That's all I know. I tied 'em up good.

- Oh, no. Man. - Wayne!

- Where are you going? - Well, I gotta look for them.

Aw, come on. Waste of time. They could be anywhere.

How far is the nearest road?

I don't know. Eight or nine miles. You rode in with me. You tell me.

If we're lucky, we got an hour before they get to a phone. Let's get this thing unloaded.

I tied 'em up. I tied 'em up good.

Is this yours?

Let's get out of these outfits.

Grab the bags with the big stuff. Transfer them in the Mustang.

Drop me off at the home and then stash the dough at your place. Wayne.

Ditch the van near the airport. Make 'em think maybe we're taking a plane.

- Wayne? - Yeah, yeah.

That was nice work on the phone back there.

Thanks.

- Nice going. - Be careful.

Good morning, Henry.

Did we have a good sleep?

You know what?

Damn it.

It had to fall out of my pocket.

Don't worry about it. We're gonna be okay.

- Yeah, 'cause that's where I put it. - I know.

- That's where I goddamn put it. - I know.

And left, kick in. One, two, three.

And right, in. Good, Diane.

And left, in. One, two, three.

And right, in. One, two, three.

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But sources estimate the amount of money stolen at two million dollars.

Police say they have a number of leads as to the identities of the robbers.

- Henry. - Kitty!

- Yeah? - Mrs. Weiler.

- Wants me. - You got it.

You gotta hold him. Sit up, Henry.

I just heard it on the news. They found the van at the airport.

They're looking for two guys who flew to Miami this morning.

Hello?

Yeah. I know, I know. I heard.

Yeah. We're home free. Bye.

What's going on?

See you tomorrow.

We'll take it from here. Thank you for taking care of him.

- Poor guy. - We have to do something.

Look, I'm sorry, but what can we do?

We can't let him go back there. We have to do something.

No, wait. Now, listen. There's nothing else we can do.

- We have to do something. - No, Carol. Just come home.

Aw, jeez.

Hey, lady.

Lady, you all right?

- I'm looking for a friend of mine. - Boy, that's my girl.

Open it up. Do it!

- How're you doin', Henry? - What took you so long?

- Aw, man. - He's much nicer when he's in a coma, isn't he?

Why would you do this? Can't you just tell me why? You have no idea...

I told you to come home!

Just get the money together. We're on our way.

Do you have any idea what you just did? Do you?

Carol, when are you ever gonna start using your head?

Ah!

Where you gonna go?

North, probably, for a while.

It's close.

Then, I don't know. Somewhere where it's warm.

What about you?

I don't know.

I've never been anywhere else.

I'm sorry. It's okay. You did the right thing.

I'm sorry I, uh, came down on you.

T-shirts. I got a bunch of stuff packed. Oh, and socks. I don't know if I...

I got the money split two ways... here and the duffel bag in there.

I could use a little help here, Carol. I got it.

This is just for the road. Lfigured we're really gonna have to make time, so...

We're gonna have to take this stuff with us, otherwise, it's gonna go to waste.

Anything we can't buy, we can take with us, right?

- What? - Well, we can afford it now. We got the money.

Can I get you a cup of coffee?

Oh. Mustard, right, right.

Okay. You could argue it's a three-way split, but I figure what the hell.

Me and Carol make one. After all, it's just money,

Might as well throw you a little bone, right?

Did you make a deal for Carol too,

or just for yourself?

Cops out there.

I did it for us.

I did it for us. L...

Lloyd-Lloyd said they didn't care about you and me. Just him.

Somebody's gotta pay, right?

What am I supposed to do? I told you to stay away from this guy.

You gotta stay away from him. I had this worked out...

where we're just gonna get a slap on the wrist.

Only they're gonna slap her a little bit harder, seeing as she sprung me.

That's the guy you call "clutch," huh?

All right, that's enough of this crap.

We're going outside.

I'm not going anywhere.

What?

- I'm not going. - I'm warning you, Carol.

You'd better think about this.

I have.

Okay. So you want me to make you go.

Tell you what. This time I'm not gonna.

So, what do you say? We go down in a blaze of glory?

I don't know about "glory,"

but we're gonna go down in a blaze of something.

- Uh, I... - Okay, Wayne. Put your hands behind your back.

- What? - Put your hands behind your back.

- What are you doing, Lloyd? - I'm arresting you.

Lloyd, Jesus. Come on.

Come out slowly with your hands above your heads.

You haven't lived...

till you've heard someone say that to you.

Okay, all right. We've got a situation here.

Goddamn it! Oh, man.

The river!

- Get your hands off of me! - Get in the goddamn car!

- Aren't you supposed to read me my rights? - No, ma'am, you're not a suspect.

Yeah, but... aren't you supposed to read me my rights?

Yeah, we got a moving violation on her last year...

fifty in a thirty-five zone...

failure to complete traffic school and multiple outstanding parking violations.

He has good breeding.

How do I know? His bearing.

You can tell a lot about people by their bearing.

I kinda hate to admit it, but I think he got my watch.

Ladies, please. This is a crime scene.

- You're kidding me. - They've ruined the career of a promising young nurse.

Carol Ann McKay had a future.

You're not kidding?

May I help?

It's just that I've never taken it off before.

Oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's completely stuck.

Yes, I know. That's why I'm here. Can you help me?

My assistant is due back in an hour.

Why don't you return then and we'll go in the back and cut it off?

Oh, well, couldn't we just do it now?

I mean, you could do it yourself, right?

I can't leave the front unattended.

The security system's on the blink since this morning.

- They can't figure out what happened. - I see.

Just my luck.

It's just that I finally got the courage to do this and...

I mean, it was a huge chunk of my life.

- College sweetheart? - High school.

I've never even been with another man. Imagine that.

Oh, please, just take it off.

Come on. Come with me in the back.

We'll be fine. I'll just lock the door.

You're such a sweet man.

Is, uh... Is he gonna be all right?

Daddy'll be fine.

I just wish I could've done this before the... stroke.

But somehow, deep down, I think he'll know.

[Rhythmic Clapping]

You're always dancing down the street

With your suede blue eyes

And every new boy that you meet

Doesn't know the real surprise

Here she comes again

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Ooh, she'll make you flip

Here she comes again

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

I kinda like the way she dips

But she's my best friend's girl

She's my best friend's girl

But she used to be mine

You've got your nuclear boots

And your drip-dry glove

Ooh, when you bite your lip

It's some reaction to love

Here she comes again

When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky

Yeah, I think you'll flip

Here she comes again

- When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky - Here she comes again

I kinda like the way like the way she dips

'Cause she's my best friend's girl

She's my best friend's girl

And she used to be mine

She's so fine

Always dancing down the street

With your suede blue eyes

And every new boy that you meet

Doesn't know the real surprise

Here she comes again

- When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky - Here she comes again

Ooh, she'll make you flip

Here she comes again

- When she's dancing 'neath the starry sky - Here she comes again

I kinda like the way I like the way she dips

'Cause she's my best friend's girl

She's my best friend's girl

She used to be mine

She's so fine

My best friend's girlfriend

- My best friend's girlfriend - She used to be mine

- My best friend's girlfriend - Yeah, yeah

- My best friend's girlfriend - She used to be mine

- My best friend's girlfriend - Yeah, yeah, yeah

- My best friend's girlfriend - She used to be mine

My best friend's girlfriend

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